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Paperwork Department · Funny Dog T-Shirt
Your dog, drawn from your photo – “PAPERWORK DEPARTMENT”. You see it before we print.
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Questions
What photo works best?
Daylight, face straight on, eyes and ears visible. A phone photo is fine. We tell you within an hour if it won't work.
Can I see it before you print?
Always. Three sketches appear on the page in about two minutes; pick one or try again, as many times as you like. Nothing is printed until you say yes.
Two dogs on one shirt?
Yes, tick „second pet“ above (+€9) and upload both photos.
How long does it take?
Sketches in about two minutes, printed within 2 working days of your order, delivered 3–5 working days later. Dates above are calculated for today.
Which countries do you ship to?
Every EU country except Germany (not yet), tracked. €6.95 for one item, free on 2 items or more.
Funny personalised dog t-shirt with a caption about the human
Paperwork Department is one of our funny dog t-shirts: a hand-drawn illustration of your dog with the caption “PAPERWORK DEPARTMENT”. The joke is on the human, as it should be, and the name is part of the drawing.
This is not a filter and not a template with a pet pasted in: every design is drawn new from your photo – the expression, the ears, the tongue, the funny face – and you approve it before anything is printed.
How it is made
- Upload one clear photo of your dog and type the name (and the human in the caption, if you like).
- In about two minutes you see three sketches of your pet, right on the page.
- Approve it, or ask for a change. We print only after your OK.
- Printed in the EU and delivered in 5–7 working days.
Fabric, fit and care
Printed on the Malfini Edge tee: 100 % cotton, 190 g/m², label-free, so nothing scratches at the neck. Men's and women's cuts and kids' sizes 4–12 (110–158 cm), in white or black – each colour has its own version of the design, made for that fabric. Also as a Malfini Vibe crew sweatshirt or hoodie, unisex XS–2XL; on the hoodie the print sits above the front pocket. Printed with water-based inks directly into the cotton. Wash inside out at 40°, no tumble dry.
Paperwork Department