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Terms: all of them.” The joke is on the human, as it should be, and the name is part of the drawing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a filter and not a template with a pet pasted in: every design is drawn new from your photo – the expression, the ears, the tongue, the funny face – and you approve it before anything is printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow it is made\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpload one clear photo of your dog and type the name (and the human in the caption, if you like).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn about two minutes you see three sketches of your pet, right on the page.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprove it, or ask for a change. 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